Conservative?... Not really. Lawyer Jessica likes to claim that she's a "Texas Tough Conservative", but... what does that mean, exactly? As an old English Major, I think it's fair to say that a conservative is someone who wants to conserve. To capture the essence of that word, let me offer two aphorisms. (According to Google: "An aphorism is a short, concise statement that expresses a general truth, wise concept, or moral principle." Aphorism #1: "If it ain't broke, don't fix